you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”
I think I know what’s on your mind
A couple words, a great divide
Lol im going to be sick. Apparently mom invited Paul over sometime after we went to bed at nine?? And he’s still Fucking here meaning he’s going to Easter dinner with us and god i don’t even want to go anymore thanks Paul i Fucking hate u
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
I get angry when I think about this being the situation at my home while I’m working.